Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Quotes for Smiles

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright
I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Chevy Chase
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Dennis Miller

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